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    money dwight colthes the boats i supose
i want the money dwight clothes the boats i supose

i just wanna be the spot light
i just want be the spot light
i just want be the spot light

ooohh yea travis still on the computer talkin
to internet hoes he still sound fuck up from last
year me and dwighht hit frist place 5 ways
he sew his ex coming my way
so i punch in the face and gave her a black eye


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What did Delaware wear?......A Brand New Jersy.

while growing up i had a friend who for lack of a better term was kind of slow, and he didn't know the meaning of irony, so i attempted many times to explain this to him but to no prevail.  after a little bit of trying i said why not show him so i put, just bear with me if you havent played the game but i put need for speed most wanted in and proceeded to get into a large police chase and found what is called a pursuit breaker but this wasnt just any pursuit breaker it was i gigantic donut,... Read More

Need Samples An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
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what women would do if they had a penis for a day 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and d... Read More

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